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weirdest dentist appt. ever

Has anyone ever had a dentist’s appointment where they do your x-rays, have the dentist check things out to make sure you’re ok, and then schedule a cleaning for two months in the future? I want my teeth cleaned, dammit.

Wed, April 5 2006 » Life Studies

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  1. Chance April 6 2006 @ 5:57 pm

    Wow - what a waste of time for you.

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