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Oscar post montage

This is a montage of an Oscar post.

First of all, please do not read this Oscar post on your computer. It should only be viewed on the widescreen.

I want to reiterate that. It’s a communal experience.

And once more, please do not read this on your computer. Watch this blog in a large-screen format, where we can place, before this blog is shown, a public service announcement about how DVD piracy makes stuntmen get hurt.

I don’t know what to write next. I’m stubmling over my keyboard. What are the words in front of my screen saying?

Clap clap clap for dead people. Clap louder for more recognizable dead people!

Song song song with a burning car? Song?

Mon, March 6 2006 » Movies/TV

One Response

  1. Dave Schwartz March 6 2006 @ 10:48 pm

    I am commenting in the middle of your montage-post-viewing experience! It’s not that I’m trying to be loud, it’s just that the rest of you may as well not exist.

    Hold on, my phone is ringing.

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