kneel before Don
Donald Hall is our new Poet Laureate!!! OMG!!!
“If Ted Kooser doesnât continue with his column, I might pick it up,” Mr. Hall said. But, “I would like to include more poetry of the 17th century.”
zzzzz, what?
I swear, next theyâre going to dig up Stanley Kunitzâs corpse, reanimate it using necromancy, and declare him poet laurate for 2007.
Could be worse, could be Zombie Edna St. Vincent Millay.
No, Zombie Robert Service. Writing patriotic odes. Which would then be read aloud by Kevin Costner on national television.